Thoughts of a semi-normal teen.
Things that make me feel like FUUUUUU
1. Stepping on leggos
2. pop quizzes
3. The toilet being clogged
4. When the milk goes sour and no one replaces it, OR if there’s no milk when I want cereal
5. Someone eating my last cookie.
6. Stupid people
7. Arrogant dumb-fucks who get A’s on all their tests. SERIOUSLY. WHY?
8. The ACT
9. When girls get insecure about their weight while on a double date and I eat 3 times the amount they do but I’m HALF THEIR SIZE. Seriously. Either stop being so insecure and starving yourself (because that just makes more fat) or join a gym.
10. One sided conversations. *Talks about something in 3 page text and gets this back:* “lol nice” WTF.
11. Ordering something extra on a sandwhich or ordering it to be cut in half, and not getting it. Especially if you pay for the extra shit. Like, I paid for it, gimme me fucking extra avacado!
12. Myself when I go on dumb-ass rants like this.
13. The teacher, when they assign huge-ass projects and give you less than a week to do it
14. Brussels Sprouts cooked improperly then trying to force feed them to me
15. Shallow sons-a-bitches “you lied to me, you said you liked me, you blah blah blah, and YOU got FAT. HAHAHA” Yeah. Get over yourself oh skinny one, because you’re the one who hasn’t been to the gym in how long now? And you’re the one who goes back on their word. Being skinny isn’t perfect. Being FIT is better.
Is this list too long yet? I hope so. I’ll add that to my list too “Too long of lists, FUUUU” lolol
Now I’m just being a hellion, but I haven’t been like this for…my entire life. It feels good living “on the edge” sometimes. #ClassAbitch
Hahahaha. Wow this was stress-relieving
Ted Mosby: Hey, I just met you.
Ted Mosby: And this is crazy.
Ted Mosby: But I think I'm in love with you.
I don’t know whether it’s because I was misdiagnosed, or if it is because I truly am a toddler inside, but today I had a serious tantrum. One that is literally haunting me because it came out of no where. Like a bipolar tantrum, except apparently I am not bipolar. Which is a joke…because it runs in my family.
So anyway, I just want to scream and punch everything.
Just one of those days.
High anxiety levels. Gotta love it!
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I will always reblog this when it pops up on my dash.
Oh god, I read that description, and I lol’d so hard. How could I not reblog?
SOULLESS DANCE OF FUCKING DOOM
LOLLLL
“You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.”
reblogging for the two weird dancing owls over there
I can’t stop laughing omg
Why is this so hilarious!?
(Source: tubaeric)
